n. infantile pattern of suckle-swallow movement in which the tongue is placed between incisor teeth or between alveolar ridges during initial stage of swallowing (if persistent can lead to various dental abnormalities) v. [content removed due to Bush campaign to clean up the internet] n. act of nyah-nyah v. pursuing with relentless abandon the need to masticate and thrust the world into every bodily incarnation in order to transform it, via the act of salivation, into nutritive agency

Sunday, April 06, 2008

among the depths of the waterways

I was in the little corner bookstore on Broadway yesterday, surfing around for a few light books, when a man came in very excited. He walked briskly to the saleswoman and began agitating for a thesiosaurus. He had heard about the thesiosaurus from a friend, and thought it would be just the right thing for when at work, he returned to the very same word. The man was so thrilled with himself and with the idea that he instructed the saleswomen at length on the virtues he imagined to find within the large, nearly extinct but occasionally glimpsed leviathan of the languagy inland coasts.

I was truly tickled for him.
that's a keeper
whahaaaaaaaaa! a voice from the uberworld.

& oui, a keeper: in fact, I am right now, as we speak, petting my thesiosaurus, a great big brute named Enigma (he's a carnivore, but he hasn't eaten me yet, which is nice of him).
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