n. infantile pattern of suckle-swallow movement in which the tongue is placed between incisor teeth or between alveolar ridges during initial stage of swallowing (if persistent can lead to various dental abnormalities) v. [content removed due to Bush campaign to clean up the internet] n. act of nyah-nyah v. pursuing with relentless abandon the need to masticate and thrust the world into every bodily incarnation in order to transform it, via the act of salivation, into nutritive agency

Sunday, March 06, 2011

interrrrrressting, but shtup'd

With all this talk of ire and February, I stared calculating things. Suddenly realized that 100% of my break-ups have occurred between January and the end of March. As a matter of fact, two of my break-ups have happened in close proximity to, or on Valentines Day and two on March 28. Plenty of other bad news during those months as well, now that I think about it.

I was trying to remember when most of my hook-ups have been so as to have heart, and realized most have been end of August and fall... with a couple of outliers. It all seems far away though.

So, I was thinking maybe I better work up a solid hibernation plan for the rest of my life's winters... perhaps it would help?
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