n. infantile pattern of suckle-swallow movement in which the tongue is placed between incisor teeth or between alveolar ridges during initial stage of swallowing (if persistent can lead to various dental abnormalities) v. [content removed due to Bush campaign to clean up the internet] n. act of nyah-nyah v. pursuing with relentless abandon the need to masticate and thrust the world into every bodily incarnation in order to transform it, via the act of salivation, into nutritive agency

Tuesday, January 24, 2006


I have sitemeter on this blog, which I signed onto in order to ostensibly record the number of hits I get on this little web journal (I average 23 a day, with an average of a minute per visit). But surprise, this is not the best part of sitemeter. The best part is that I can see what search words people have used to turn up my site if they used, say, google blog search to look for a certain topic. Here's why this is my favorite part of sitemeter. Phrases used that turned up my site within the last hundred hits or so:

tongue thrust, how to stop
dirty barefoot wanker
moms teaching there doters how to fuck movies
exercises tongue thrust
brown coating on tongue
tongue thrust i just want to sleep
shnockered bean shooters
the tongue thrust book
busoms in bondage

Rock on! Is it naughty to spy so? Probably, but it's fodder for thought.
I get a lot of hits for oysters rockefeller, laurie's pizza and a quote involving poop.

yeah, i'm popular.
haha, that "quote involving poop" thing... that was how I found you. no, not really. but it's a good one.

popularity is an interesting thing.
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