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n. infantile pattern of suckle-swallow movement in which the tongue is placed between incisor teeth or between alveolar ridges during initial stage of swallowing (if persistent can lead to various dental abnormalities) v. [content removed due to Bush campaign to clean up the internet] n. act of nyah-nyah v. pursuing with relentless abandon the need to masticate and thrust the world into every bodily incarnation in order to transform it, via the act of salivation, into nutritive agency
Saturday, April 01, 2006
minipityparty
If my EvilEx were here, she'd ask once again, "What'd you do to fuck it up?"Since I'm allowing myself only the miniest of minipityparties--that is, doing my laundry, brooding, feeling a little pissed off and writing, I will start a list. Feel free to add, but realize that if you add, you're only allowed to add your own cockups. I don't need any more.
1. High Maintenance*
2. Competitive
3. Jealous
4. Not Jealous Enough
5. Not Sexy Enough
6. Brooding
7. Depressive/Depressing*
8. Combative
9. Not Combative Enough
10. Not Ready*
11. Too Slow
12. Too Fast
13. Whiney*
14. Quiet
15. Talk Too Much
16. Delicate
17. Defensive*
18. Suspicious
19. Too Gentle
20. Overconfident
21. Insecure
22. Dramatic, oh musn't forget the Drama
23. Fat
24. Zitty
25. Not Intellectual Enough
26. When it comes to it, a cost in a cost-benefit situation
27. Secretive
28. Nosey*
29. Vampiric
30. Too Intense*
31. Too Giving, like I'm desperate or something
32. Self-Aggrandizing
33. Manipulative
34. Prone to dance at Pity Parties*
* = More true than I prefer to admit
Okay, I'm off to do another load.
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1. Ridiculous
2. Paranoid
3. Easily disappointed
4. Easily disappointing
5. Highly emotional
6. Higly disgusted at emotions
7. Impatient
8. Out of shape
9. Insistent that I am always right
10. Always lonely, no matter what
And those are just the top ten. I hope my messiness makes you feel better about your messiness. xoxo
2. Paranoid
3. Easily disappointed
4. Easily disappointing
5. Highly emotional
6. Higly disgusted at emotions
7. Impatient
8. Out of shape
9. Insistent that I am always right
10. Always lonely, no matter what
And those are just the top ten. I hope my messiness makes you feel better about your messiness. xoxo
thank you, ms lindsay, you are a true best buddy.
commiserating about messiness, especially half-imagined messiness combined with half-understood messiness, tis always worth a friendly giggle, hug, shared fajita and beer.
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commiserating about messiness, especially half-imagined messiness combined with half-understood messiness, tis always worth a friendly giggle, hug, shared fajita and beer.
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