n. infantile pattern of suckle-swallow movement in which the tongue is placed between incisor teeth or between alveolar ridges during initial stage of swallowing (if persistent can lead to various dental abnormalities) v. [content removed due to Bush campaign to clean up the internet] n. act of nyah-nyah v. pursuing with relentless abandon the need to masticate and thrust the world into every bodily incarnation in order to transform it, via the act of salivation, into nutritive agency

Thursday, August 31, 2006

feckin fishin faq #2: eye care

Bez, are you always very careful to take care of your eyeballs? To protect them from flying fish scales, springing octopi, and slathering jellyfish liquid interiors? Are you well aware of the importance of maintaining your retinas as you enter the next decade?

Yes. "Love your eyeballs," as my gym teacher used to say.
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