n. infantile pattern of suckle-swallow movement in which the tongue is placed between incisor teeth or between alveolar ridges during initial stage of swallowing (if persistent can lead to various dental abnormalities) v. [content removed due to Bush campaign to clean up the internet] n. act of nyah-nyah v. pursuing with relentless abandon the need to masticate and thrust the world into every bodily incarnation in order to transform it, via the act of salivation, into nutritive agency

Sunday, September 03, 2006

feckin fishin faq #3 revisited

Um, you didn't answer the Kungfu Fisherman part.

I just found out a week ago that when my younger sister used to fish at the site (when I wasn't there) and drive the skiff, she would steer the outboard with her crotch. She steered with her crotch in order to free up her hands to pick the fish as the net passed by.

I never steered with my crotch, so I feel queasy and shakey in my previous knowledge of myself as a Kungfu Fisherman. Actually, when I think about it, it makes my legs buckle. See, they're buckling now.

If I steered with my crotch, really bad things would happen... I already refer to our 50-horse Honda outboard as "My Beloved."

So... sniff... sniff... I just don't know the answer anymore.
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