n. infantile pattern of suckle-swallow movement in which the tongue is placed between incisor teeth or between alveolar ridges during initial stage of swallowing (if persistent can lead to various dental abnormalities) v. [content removed due to Bush campaign to clean up the internet] n. act of nyah-nyah v. pursuing with relentless abandon the need to masticate and thrust the world into every bodily incarnation in order to transform it, via the act of salivation, into nutritive agency

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

did you know i used to think html stood for hatemail?


noodles and snowhappy balentines day.

oh, how many people find this strangeday more evil than an earwig in heat. but this year, i have two balentine loves:

1. my bestest of friends, ms. martinez, and she doesn't know it yet, but i'm going to give her a call and let her know she's my across-the- world date. not to get all cheesy and mushy, but friendlovemunchkins are better than any date.

2. snow and snowstorm, fatty flakes flicking, sheets of pileup along my window, dragon drifts between the cars, trudges of slowness, trickles in the eye, clinging solidity to the boots, deck furniture nearly covered, wrapped up cookie-baking, coffee and lampposts as white confetti gauge.


out the kitchen window
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