n. infantile pattern of suckle-swallow movement in which the tongue is placed between incisor teeth or between alveolar ridges during initial stage of swallowing (if persistent can lead to various dental abnormalities) v. [content removed due to Bush campaign to clean up the internet] n. act of nyah-nyah v. pursuing with relentless abandon the need to masticate and thrust the world into every bodily incarnation in order to transform it, via the act of salivation, into nutritive agency

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

everything in its zone


"It's very experimental. We don't have any books on feng shui for monkeys."

fabulous.
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A long time ago, I took Intro to Behavioral Primatology. I took it as serious preparation for the nurturing of certain glorious creations who unfortunately live far, far away. My primate acquisition list remains: one japanese macaque and one pygmy marmoset, please.
 
by "please," i'm assuming you mean for me to ply my charms on some primate warehouse guard... in which case, you need to know that the pygmy marmoset will remain in my keeping, with or without the preparation of Intro to Behavioral Primatology. but hopping to...
 
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