hot diggery dog, this dude thinks ho-mo-sex-e-ality is immoral (based on his upbringing). absolutely. and since we're on the topic: as i've said so many times before, i personally think that copulating rabbits, cucumbers, sneering, basil ice cream, green eyes, lip piercings, dictionaries without prefaces longer than ten pages, short sentences, plastic, war, non-biodegradable diapers, plants with no flowers, black curtains, cold weather without snow, teletubbies, american idol, yellow (in general), turtlenecks, blank faces, that light that sneaks in under a closed door when you want it dark and need to sleep, pop-country, misrepresentation*, peeing while on the phone, violins, orchestra pits, peach pits, armpits, ample spaces, cow liver, critique panelists who get paranoid and think they're on trial just because someone's taping them, craigslist personals, non-sushi foods, jellyfish, grime that gets caught in your eye when you aren't around a mirror to fish it out, mean people, being mean, those people who enjoy mean people or being mean, blowoffs, blowhards, hardasses, asses that aren't hard, blubber, the word flensing, judy blume in general now that i think about it, non-agnostics, grey clouds (unless they have a silver edge), toni morrison, that look my sister gets which means she's going to say something that's going to be so completely true and unflattering that i won't sleep for three days, the word blog, blog stalking, stockings on blonds, bullshit about morality**, card games, not winning, lack of second dates, patchouli, excess of chest hair, foot odor, the odor particularly attached to my foot, coughing, other people coughing, lumpy beds, hairless cats, little dogs except my sister's, rainbows, alarm clocks, people who listen to bullshit about morality***, rain, sun, peanut butter on celery (what an S&M contraption that one is), S&M, raymond federman, my plants when i've forgotten to water them and they wilt and remind me how forgetful i can be, iTunes, time as experienced in the third dimension, art i don't get, language i don't understand, language i do understand but for some reason doesn't jibe with my mood, and panty liners are all incredibly immoral (this list is based extensively on my unbringing).

ban 'em. ban 'em all to hell.

*/**/***some of these items misrepresent what i really find moral or immoral, which according to a strange conjunction of starred items, means that this very post is immoral and that you, by extension, are immoral for having read it, and thus you and i must also be banned, or at least not allowed to serve this beautific nation without sufficiently hiding any immoral character. but then we'd be misrepresenting ourselves, so then we'd need to hide that we were misrepresenting ourselves, and hide the fact that we're hiding our misrepresentation, and then hide the fact that we're hiding the fact that we're hiding our misrepresentation, etc.

(don't forget: jesus loves you.)