n. infantile pattern of suckle-swallow movement in which the tongue is placed between incisor teeth or between alveolar ridges during initial stage of swallowing (if persistent can lead to various dental abnormalities) v. [content removed due to Bush campaign to clean up the internet] n. act of nyah-nyah v. pursuing with relentless abandon the need to masticate and thrust the world into every bodily incarnation in order to transform it, via the act of salivation, into nutritive agency

Friday, November 16, 2007

"selfish"


Why is it that when people tell me I'm generous or unselfish, I feel they're just setting us all up for disappointment?

and, since we're on the topic, why does my computer make creaking and dolphin-clicking noises?
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