n. infantile pattern of suckle-swallow movement in which the tongue is placed between incisor teeth or between alveolar ridges during initial stage of swallowing (if persistent can lead to various dental abnormalities) v. [content removed due to Bush campaign to clean up the internet] n. act of nyah-nyah v. pursuing with relentless abandon the need to masticate and thrust the world into every bodily incarnation in order to transform it, via the act of salivation, into nutritive agency

Friday, August 14, 2009

Herald's Deep Thoughts

Herald Angel"Oh Yes, the red does bring out my ear-tuft highlights, doesn't it."

Herald Angel"Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

Herald Angel"You're staring at me again, aren't you? Aren't you? I can tell. God, it's so creepy when you do that. Why me, Lord? Why me?"

Herald Angel"Man, what can I say? I really am just that hilarious. I even crack myself up."

I'm good at psychically tuning into Herald's frequency. Yup. Oh, and this is Herald's idea too (that is, he likes you like this).
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