n. infantile pattern of suckle-swallow movement in which the tongue is placed between incisor teeth or between alveolar ridges during initial stage of swallowing (if persistent can lead to various dental abnormalities) v. [content removed due to Bush campaign to clean up the internet] n. act of nyah-nyah v. pursuing with relentless abandon the need to masticate and thrust the world into every bodily incarnation in order to transform it, via the act of salivation, into nutritive agency

Saturday, May 28, 2005

moderately cranky


A recipe for driving me into my second temper tantrum in two weeks:

*Glue beautiful marble tiles to the floor of the new, being-renovated apartment on the floor directly above my squished bedroom.

*At 9:00a.m. Saturday morning use a wide-caliber drill to burrow holes in the abovementioned marble.

*Icing on cake: make sure I went to bed at 3:00am the previous night.

For addition flavor: make sure the reason I went to bed at 3:00am the previous night was not because I was out partying, but rather because I was grading an eternal pile of student papers that have me at full panic.

Decoration options: make sure that there is no coffee, cheese, tomatoes, or in general, food for consumption available after the temper tantrum sees a pillow thrown across the room.
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