"I hear the voices*, and I read the front page*, and I know the speculation*. But I'm the decider* and I decide what's best*."

Historical Revisionism, in order of * placement:

*The voices? What voices would those be, Monsieur Bush? Swallow the round things in the white cup! Swallow them! Come on, am I going to have to rub your throat?

*heh. I knew it took him all day to do something. One page sounds about right.

*That you ate your mommy's other fetuses when you were still in the womb? ruff!

*Did he say this with an Arnold Schwarzenegger accent? That would be sooooo cool.

*Try it on your kids, boy. Who are you to decide what's best if all you can do is read the front page. Go eat babies and leave the ethics/strategy to those who take their pills.