n. infantile pattern of suckle-swallow movement in which the tongue is placed between incisor teeth or between alveolar ridges during initial stage of swallowing (if persistent can lead to various dental abnormalities) v. [content removed due to Bush campaign to clean up the internet] n. act of nyah-nyah v. pursuing with relentless abandon the need to masticate and thrust the world into every bodily incarnation in order to transform it, via the act of salivation, into nutritive agency

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

my new roommate and I are very different people

My new roommie - let's call her cb - woke up this morning entirely (and noisily) convinced that her cat is sick. Her evidence: he looks "different," especially because his "eyes are really yellow."

Point of interest for me: the cat's eyes are yellow. They were yellow yesterday too, and I'm pretty sure they were yellow before that.
You're lucky you never saw me:

a) in a car with Zul.

b) alone in the house when he started mewling and puking in a very 'I'm going to die at any second' kind of way.

My hands shook, my eyes welled up and I was, generally, a mess. Though quietly enough.
Ah. Well, maybe I just don't have a heart? I've been wondering about this.

(and you were nowhere near as weird as cb is, by the way)
(i am also weird though, so hey)
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