n. infantile pattern of suckle-swallow movement in which the tongue is placed between incisor teeth or between alveolar ridges during initial stage of swallowing (if persistent can lead to various dental abnormalities) v. [content removed due to Bush campaign to clean up the internet] n. act of nyah-nyah v. pursuing with relentless abandon the need to masticate and thrust the world into every bodily incarnation in order to transform it, via the act of salivation, into nutritive agency

Thursday, June 15, 2006

a visit from salvation


We had a flyby from our local friendly Jehovah Witnesses, and I was amazed to find that they had a solution to:

Disasters!

Epidemics!

and Poverty!

Apparently accepting Jehovah as your man will result in the following:


In case you missed some of that:

Wheelbarrows will overflow with... um, watermelon, grapes, lettuce, rutabega, peppers, carrots, and ick!--eggplant. And the black men will gather it all up again...


Men will smell the pink flowers while stags stand stoicly watching...


And best yet, the cougars will share water with the children...


Ever wonder who was still reading those Narnia books? All I know is where's the sign-up form? And for heaven's sake (heheh), give their address to the United Nations or Unicef.
Comments:
I applaud your blog, former JW member speaks out.

The core dogma of the Watchtower organization is that Jesus had his second coming 'invisibly' in the year 1914.Their entire doctrinal superstructure is built on this falsehood.

Jehovah's Witnesses door to door recruitment is by their own admission an ineffective tactic. They have lost membership in all countries with major internet access because their false doctrines and harmful practices are exposed on the modern information superhighway.

There is good and valid reasons why there is such an outrage against the Watchtower for misleading millions of followers.Many have invested everything in the 'imminent' apocalyptic promises of the Jehovah's Witnesses and have died broken and beaten.
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Respectfully, Danny Haszard www.dannyhaszard.com
 
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