n. infantile pattern of suckle-swallow movement in which the tongue is placed between incisor teeth or between alveolar ridges during initial stage of swallowing (if persistent can lead to various dental abnormalities) v. [content removed due to Bush campaign to clean up the internet] n. act of nyah-nyah v. pursuing with relentless abandon the need to masticate and thrust the world into every bodily incarnation in order to transform it, via the act of salivation, into nutritive agency

Saturday, January 19, 2008

"Wind chill advisory into Sunday morning. Wind chills through Saturday night from -12 to -26 degrees. Unprotected flesh freezes in 10 to 30 minutes in chills of -18 degrees or lower. Blustery, very cold despite sunshine. West-northwest winds 10 to 22 m.p.h. Bitter cold. Lows from -12 degrees far west to -2 along Lake Michigan."
My nose ring froze to the inside of my nostril as soon as I stepped outside. It made me feel that all is right with the world.
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