n. infantile pattern of suckle-swallow movement in which the tongue is placed between incisor teeth or between alveolar ridges during initial stage of swallowing (if persistent can lead to various dental abnormalities) v. [content removed due to Bush campaign to clean up the internet] n. act of nyah-nyah v. pursuing with relentless abandon the need to masticate and thrust the world into every bodily incarnation in order to transform it, via the act of salivation, into nutritive agency

Monday, February 16, 2009

favorite student essay quote of the week

"We live most of our lives thinking that we are clear-minded and without bias, but if someone were to ask you which beer you would want to drink from--a fat, hairy man or a young attractive woman--the answer would almost invariable be the young attractive woman."

(I personally love a nice tall glass of fat, hairy man)

[may the Lord not smite me down for being so damned amused and putting these things on a public blog]
I think the kid's got a point, I would want a nice tall glass of attractive woman right about now.
Mmm, good!
I hear she's a rare vintage. Good luck finding...
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