n. infantile pattern of suckle-swallow movement in which the tongue is placed between incisor teeth or between alveolar ridges during initial stage of swallowing (if persistent can lead to various dental abnormalities) v. [content removed due to Bush campaign to clean up the internet] n. act of nyah-nyah v. pursuing with relentless abandon the need to masticate and thrust the world into every bodily incarnation in order to transform it, via the act of salivation, into nutritive agency

Monday, April 27, 2009

mental note

When one (hypothetically) is intensely out-of-shape, striving to "accept" that back pain is inevitable and one must keep on moving anyway, and trying to get back into some old pants with cloth that has apparently shrunk in the thigh and bum areas, one should (hypothetically) consider it a bit of a weekend exercise-regime overdo to: hike 6 miles on a very steep grade, follow this by dancing, get up and shovel compost the next day, follow this by digging fencing holes and hanging fencing around a garden, raking, shoveling and mixing, and then planting broccoli.

Hypothetically, one would be in incredibly bruised and sheepish pain the next day.

But the broccoli will have hypothetically made it through the night and look quite snappish in its corner.
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