n. infantile pattern of suckle-swallow movement in which the tongue is placed between incisor teeth or between alveolar ridges during initial stage of swallowing (if persistent can lead to various dental abnormalities) v. [content removed due to Bush campaign to clean up the internet] n. act of nyah-nyah v. pursuing with relentless abandon the need to masticate and thrust the world into every bodily incarnation in order to transform it, via the act of salivation, into nutritive agency

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

new year stats

5 of 12 workouts for the month
up to 55 mins cardio (elliptical, thighs-of-steel-maker, stairmaster)
20 mins yoga
20 mins weights
35 mins Atwood
30 mins Run, Lola, Run
40 mins Tijuana Sound Machine
180 mins various playlists
2 new sports bras
0 weigh-ins (none of your business anyways :)
2 embarrassing moments in gym
51 students
24 letters of introduction read
27 letters of introduction to go
2 other piles waiting
0 other piles read
2 embarrassing moments in class
4 irritations
0 major rants
0 sleepers
1 student-who-appears-to-want-to-talk-too-much
many students-who-appear-to-want-to-talk-too-little-or-not-work-in-groups
4 good hikes with H
3 mornings with supreme spooning cuddles with H
5 times I've mentioned how much I need to give H a bath
1 times I've dreamt about how much I need to give H a bath
0 baths I've given H
2 intense dreams
4 times I've dreamt of writing or teaching
0 pages written
0 art projects worked on
1 artistic favor completed
1 date
0 serious flirtations
8 jars of sauerkraut completed
7 crying sessions
8-9 good laughs
1 bout of hysterical laughing (because H was making the craziest cat-arches while jumping straight up every time I touched him on this particular place on his back... it was friggin hilarious)
0 movies seen in the theater
1 new TV series I've taken to Netflixing (The United States of Tara now joins Six Feet Under, Season Three)
1 movie I've managed to sit through at home (Slumdog Millionaire)
8 major procrastinations
2 times I've done my dishes
2 chocolate bars eaten (damn you, Xmas, and your insuperable ability to thwart dietary changes)
3 rounds of ice cream eaten
1 salad eaten
1 dinner with a friend at a nice restaurant
2 coffees out
15 times I've enjoyed irritating my mother
1.5 trashy books I've read
1 library fine
0 excellent books in my pile that I've read
16 adorable pictures of my friends and goddaughter that I've seen
1 picture taken (pathetic!)
11 days I've spent time in my studio
2 new strategies
2 new art-project ideas
whew - it's only the 15th!
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